The Tabaxi Player Is Definitely a Furry and That’s Okay … Sorta
Mike’s Rant
Look. We all know … okay?
The whiskers. The tail swishin’. The fact that ya purr every time someone pats ya on the back … it’s different, but it has it’s crowd.
You didn’t accidentally choose to play a wide-eyed feline bard with “velvety fur” and a mysterious past among the jungle clans. Yer voice goes high when yer excited. Yer rogue groomed themselves during downtime.
Let’s just say what we’re all thinkin’:
YA AIN’T HIDIN’, LAD. YER A BLOODY FURRY — AND THAT’S FINE.
But here’s the catch: if yer gonna do it, do it right. Don’t just make the character yer fursona and call it a day. Give ‘em depth. Conflict. Goals beyond “look cute and steal bread.”
You want respect at the table? Then earn it like the rest of us, claws or no.
What Makes a Tabaxi Memorable (And Not Just Weird)
You wanna know the difference between a good Tabaxi and a tryhard?
A good one acts like a character. A tryhard acts like a punchline.
Do this instead:
Give 'em a flaw. Not “they’re too curious.” That’s just Tabaxi default. Give them real flaws. Like “gets jealous when others are praised” or “refuses to be alone.”
Let them be ugly sometimes. Emotionally, I mean. Angry, sad, guilty, grumpy. Don’t just be “energetic cat!” Be a person.
Connect them to the party. Don’t be a stray. Be a companion. Loyalty matters more than purring.
You want an example of someone who plays oddball builds with heart? Go read about The Goblin Cleric Who Hates Healing. He’s got an identity and a grudge. Strong combo.
Embrace Yer Weird — Just Don’t Make It Everyone Else’s Problem
Yer feline rogue is adorable. Truly. But if yer behavior’s gettin’ in the way of the group — if ya keep wanderin’ off for no reason, or insist on licking magical items “to see what happens” — then the tail ain’t the issue.
👉 Head over to the Tavern Etiquette section if yer unsure where the line is between “fun quirk” and “table menace.” Or poke into the Player Tips scrolls for more tricks on makin’ yer strangeness shine with the party, not against it.
Furry or Not, Yer Roleplay Still Counts
We ain’t mockin’ ya for playin’ a character that reflects a bit o’ yerself. Every dwarf worth their beard’s got a little fantasy life tucked in their boot.
Just don’t stop at the surface.
Play the cat. But also play the cat as a person. One who grows. Who struggles. Who learns. You ain’t just here to prance and purr. You’re here to matter.
Wanna see a character who’s full o’ flair but plays it smart? Try this scroll on The Sorceress Who Glows Like a Villain But Fights Like a Hero. Dramatic? Aye. But useful. And present.
A Quick Groomin’ Guide (Table Style)
Don’t make every scene about yer tail. Once is funny. Thrice is tiresome.
Don’t use quirks as excuses. “It’s what my Tabaxi would do” stops bein’ cute when it ruins stealth for the fifth time.
Let others shine. Even cats can share the sunbeam.
Build to support. Dexterity’s great, but don’t forget Insight, History, and other ways to help the party without scratchin’ things.
Want to build weird but workable characters? Check out The Paladin Who Can’t Lie But Carries a Shield That Does. There’s power in contrast — even when yer covered in fur.
Yer Cat Character Deserves More Than Cat Jokes
You can still be silly. You can still chase yarn. But when ya chase growth, that’s when ya pounce into legend.
👉 If yer not sure how to balance fun and function, contact the Tavern or scratch around in the FAQ for answers on keepin’ things cool with yer group. We’ve all had a weird character once. The trick is makin’ ‘em unforgettable in the right ways.
FAQ
Q: Can I play a Tabaxi that’s just funny and weird?
A: Aye — long as it doesn’t drag down the rest o’ the game. Funny’s fine. Disruptive ain’t.
Q: What if my character is my fursona?
A: That’s yer business. Just don’t make the table yer therapy session unless they signed up for it.
Q: How do I give my Tabaxi depth without makin’ it boring?
A: Conflict, connection, and contrast. Be more than fluff. Be real. That’s how ya get remembered.
