If yer D&D 5E character or NPC’s got the charm of wet bread and dies in every tavern brawl, sit down, lad. These scrolls’ll teach ya TTRPG character optimization and builds worth rememberin’. From Armor to Eldritch Blast, it ain’t just stats, it’s story too. Build smarter, and stop flirtin’ with the bloody barkeep!

If yer campaign’s held together with duct tape and emotional damage, sit down, lad. GM Wisdom’s where I stash every trick, threat, and battle-tested fix I’ve learned from herdin’ party goblins through D&D 5E games.
Boss fights? Covered. Plot holes? Patched. Table politics? Oh, we get there, laddie.
Because it ain’t just about buildin’ dragons. It’s about keepin’ the rogue and the cleric from killin’ each other at lunch.

If yer readin’ the rules but still usin’ ’em like a drunk swings an axe, sit down, lad. Mike’s Secret Logbook’s where I keep every dirty trick, hidden synergy, and rule-bendin’ battle tactic from years o’ D&D 5E and Pathfinder 2E mayhem.
Ready Actions? Reactions? Opportunity Attacks? I’ve seen ’em all twisted into art — or disaster.
Because it ain’t about knowin’ the rules. It’s about usin’ ’em like a weapon.

There ain’t a spell strong enough to fix bad manners. Tavern Etiquette is where I keep the rules that actually matter—like “don’t talk over the GM,” “don’t flirt with every NPC,” and “don’t eat loudly into the mic like a bloody owlbear.”
If yer playin’ D&D 5E or any TTRPG with other surface-dwellers, these scrolls’ll help ya not be the reason the group disbands before session three.

Some gear shines. Some explodes. Some whispers your secrets back to you while you sleep. Tavern Armory is where I stash the best and worst magic items, busted homebrew loot, cursed rings, and “balanced” D&D 5E weapons that got a GM excommunicated.
If yer lookin’ for legendary swords, weird Armor 5E picks, or trinkets that shouldn’t exist but absolutely do, yer in the right pile, me laddie!

Need a monster that screams in Morse code? A town with a bakery cult? A dungeon room full o’ teeth and no explanation? Tavern Toolshed is where I dump the homebrew madness I’ve picked up over the years.
Use it in D&D 5E, any TTRPG, or that weird one-shot yer running on three hours of sleep. These bits ain’t balanced. They’re flavorful, strange, and ready to break the mood in all the right ways.

If yer still tryin’ to solo the boss, hog the spotlight, or loot mid-conversation, sit down before I glue yer character sheet to the table. Player Tips & Tricks is where I stash every lesson that’s been earned in blood, betrayal, and passive-aggressive sighs.
Whether yer learnin’ how to survive a D&D 5E dungeon, fix a broken group, or just finally use a TTRPG feat right, these scrolls’ll save yer life. Or at least yer party’s patience.