Welcome to Tavern Tales, lad. I’ve seen things. Whole parties wiped by a goat. Bards seducin’ mimics. One time, a rogue tried to pickpocket a small army. These are the tales from my old crew; messy, hilarious, sometimes downright cursed. Read ’em, learn from ’em, laugh at ‘em. Just don’t repeat ‘em.
Got your own tale o’ tragedy, triumph, or table-top idiocy? Send it to the tavern! If it’s good, I’ll share it. If it’s bad… I’ll still share it, and mock ya proper, ya milk drinker!
– Mike